It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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