he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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