That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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