i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
do nipples grow back?
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