so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You've changed since you got that strap on
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