My nipple is on Facebook.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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