Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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