It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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