Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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