I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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