I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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