But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I CAN MOONWALK!
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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