so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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