This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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