What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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