don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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