This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I love having hate sex.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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