Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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