kristin has been a bad kristin
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you traded sex for a burrito?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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