that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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