his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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