Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Who did Billy Mays play for?
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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