I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Randomize