You surviving the open bar?
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I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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