Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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