he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
