Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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