i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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