I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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