i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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