Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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