Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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