I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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