I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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