More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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