Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
did i just pee glitter
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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