You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
