i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
So much rum. So many feels.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize
