Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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