fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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