in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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