Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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