i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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