Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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