We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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