You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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