I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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