ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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