my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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