bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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