this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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