you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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