She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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