I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think my moral compass just broke
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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