she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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