I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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