so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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